The Trouble with Midgets

Every once in a while I come up with a blog title that cracks me Up. Not the blog; just the title. This is one of those times. The blog comes from the title and the laughing, instead of the other way around.
I apologize that it has been so long since my last post. I’ve been a little busy though with Dr.’s and stuff. The good news is I don’t have cancer and I’m not pregnant. I’ve had 8 blood panels. I’ve been poked, prodded, felt up, MRI’d, CT’d, Man Handled, Papped, Fingered, Shmeared, Ultrasounded, Sonogrammed, and Endoscoped.
Below is the conversation that created the Blog Title and the laughter.

Brian [4:04 PM]:
I got a buddy who wanted to “woohoo” a midget.

Sheffield, Colin [4:05 PM]: K. Gross.

Brian [4:05 PM]:
So he went to the website blackpeoplemeet.com, or something like that, typed in his height requirement 4' 6" and found him one in south Houston.

Sheffield, Colin [4:06 PM]:
Nuh uh? Wow. That there internet has ever-thing.

Brian [4:08 PM]:
he said it was a great time! Only problem was her arms were so short he came to the realization that….

Sheffield, Colin [4:08 PM]: Yes?

Brian [4:08 PM]: She can't clean her honey pot real good.

Sheffield, Colin [4:09 PM]: LOL!!
Brian [4:09 PM]: One of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time.

Sheffield, Colin [4:09 PM]: Funny. I have the same problem with Honey pot cleanliness.
I miss the days when I just had acid reflux, but could still clean the ole honey pot, or as my wife likes to call it, "The salad Shooter". I'm going to have to get me a "cleanin' Pole" if I get much fatter! Sounds like my next two blogs......
"The trouble with midgets"
and
“My Cleanin' Pole"
Clark, Brian [4:21 PM]: Dude, I just had me some Greek yogurt and I nearly spit it all over my computer monitor. That was funny! The foil lid was ripped, but I ate it anyway. I'm thinking that was a bad idea.
Sheffield, Colin [4:22 PM]: It'll probably just give you diarrhea like regular Greek yogurt.
Brian [4:22 PM]: Yep
Sheffield, Colin [4:23 PM]: The other day my wife asked me with a crinkled up nose, "How can you tell if Greek Yogurt has gone bad?"

Brian [4:23 PM]:That's true. Is Greek yogurt just bad regular yogurt?
Sheffield, Colin [4:23 PM]: I said “I don't ask foolish questions. I just eat it really really fast and then deal with the Greek Yogurt headache.” And Yes. Yes it is.

Have a great Weekend! (I'm starting to feel abnormal again and for me that's great! ;)