tortuous interference

This is my small lil blog from Dallas Love airport.

Just saw (and heard) a black guy from Europe. Think he asked if Crumpets were served on board.
Just saw Amy Whinehouse.
Just saw an Italian check in to go to Amarillo. (He was speaking all "Italianish".
Just saw a lady from the trailer park with Double F sized boobies in a low cut blouse with a tatoo of a butterfly. Poor lil butterfly looked like he was being stretched in one of those medievil torture machines. Sadface.
Just saw a suspicious looking High Spanick. I think he's smuggling drugs or Illegal aliens in that backback. It's huge! (Yes. Both of them.)
Just saw a beautiful woman with what looked like a BB on her face. Turns out it's a piercing. ewww. Less beautiful now.
Just saw the cutest lil business man. like a four foot tall lawyer. Precious. Bet he's got a cute lil lisp when he tells you about "tortuous interference".
This just in: not Amy WhineHouse. Just a bag of Garbage with a tooth on it.